Gaza-delphia

 Philadelphia PA (in blue), Popullation 1.576 M

Gaza, Population 2.046 M

Israel (in blue) 

population 9.364 M

New Jersey 

population 9.267 M

Area - about the same

Get it? 

The same sizes. 

And they are both right next to each other, it’s so easy to get the feel of this Gaza conflict, part two.  

Let’s say Gaza-delphia was governed by a terrorist organization, not by a feckless mayor whose major accomplishment in eight years as enacting a tax on non-diet sodas (then pilfering the revenue) and a record 500 homicides.    Let's say that, like Hamas in Gaza, the continued misery of your people was your PLAN for governance, the main cash stream for your corrupt embezzlement of funds.   And you’d need to distract from your distaste for governing long enough to abolish elections (as has Hamas) and reign forever.

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Let’s say this terrorist Mayor Jim-Laden had already established his credibility as a terrorist by sending folks across the commuter bridges to NJ in sporadic waves of murders. He was quoted widely that intended to kill everyone in Isra-Jersey and drive them off the boardwalks into the Atlantic. He said it in the Philadelphia Inquirer. He said it on Action News. He wrote it in the very charter of his city

Remarkably he was still recognized by the United Nations as a legitimate leader. He was showered with billions in aid from foreign countries, much of which he pilfered, bloating his net worth and that of his City Council into the hundreds of millions of dollars. Yet the UN adopted 140 resolutions against Jersey-Israel but just 68 resolutions against the ENTIRE rest of the world. And none against Mayor Jim-Laden, despite his boasting of sending hundreds of murderers across the Ben Franklin bridge, killing hundreds of innocents in Isra-Jersey, and causing billions in damages.

Mayor Jim-Laden had a brilliant idea. To distract from his dark-hearted indifference to the misery of his own Gaza-Delphian people, and the 500 murders he was presiding over in his own city, ten a week and largely minority so no one seemed to much notice, let's see he had a brainstorm:   to create an international public relations death-spectacular in mind: to murder 500 Isra-Jersey folks all at once. “People will pay attention to me now!, Jim-Laden thought.    The world would send even more cash and sympathy his way if he took lots of sad photos of Isra-Jersey’s inevitable declaration of war that would come next.

So he unleashed 5,000 rockets across the Delaware River and kidnapped Isra-Jerseyans and dragged them to their Gaza-delphian subways.   Jim-Laden had built them, not for use by Septa subways, nor as places for Gaza-dephians to relieve themselves endlessly, but to facilitate mass murders

Armed Gaz-delphian murderers suddenly were running around in Camden and Cherry Hill, murdering defenseless men, women, and children in parks and in their homes in the dark. Just as actually happened in the real Isreal.

What if you lived in Isra-Jersey (it happens int the best of families). What lengths would you go to make sure that never happens again? And when the world community loses interest in this whole thing in three days (as I predict they will) and starts simpering about “proportionality”, ask yourself, would you care?

Or, on this 200th anniversary of Ben-Franklin’s arrival in Philadelphia, reminding us of a golden era of liberty and progress, would you not want these worthless Gaza-delphian leaders purged, no matter how sad it’s going to look on CNN?

Because I do. 

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